Posts Tagged ‘fuck my life’

I’m sorry, but this was too good

“Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my “beach body” as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad proceeded to warn me by saying, “Don’t wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean”. FML

It’s a little too good… do I smell bs?

Posted: February 14th, 2009
Categories: Randomness
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Poor schmuck

“Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed “neither” to “nigger.” I didn’t notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML

Posted: January 31st, 2009
Categories: Randomness
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Comments: 3 Comments.